In SNL's cold open last night Mayor Michael Bloomberg (Fred Armisen) talked to New Yorkers about Snowpocalypse 2010.
"Above all we have questions: Where does snow come from?"
He also outlined the sanitation department's schedule: "Right now thousands of city sanitation workers are out in their plows. They're not plowing yet, they're playing cards. That's in their contract."
And in conclusion: "However long it takes I promise you we will clear of snow...and then we'll start on Queens."
Read more: http://www.businessinsider.com/snl-mayor-bloomberg-explains-where-snow-comes-from-2011-1#ixzz1xKI1Wfll