In SNL's cold open last night Mayor Michael Bloomberg (Fred Armisen) talked to New Yorkers about Snowpocalypse 2010. 
"Above all we have questions: Where does snow come from?"
He also outlined the sanitation department's schedule: "Right now thousands of city sanitation workers are out in their plows.  They're not plowing yet, they're playing cards.  That's in their contract."
And in conclusion: "However long it takes I promise you we will clear New York City of snow...and then we'll start on Queens."
Video below.